Well...3 months away from my 'big' Birthday (June 15th) - big in my mind because I feel like it only allots me one more year of being ridiculous. I had created my list for my perfect birthday three months ago... however,I don't care about any of that any longer, I have changed my mind- all I want is a 2 and a 9 candle---not even in a cake, maybe just stuck in some fruit. And maybe someone could tell me funny joke.
Any particular reason for the change?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about my birthday last night, i've got two months and eleven days to go. Aargh!!
Have you heard the one about the woman who only wanted a two and a nine for her birthday...they collided and all she got was a big ball of twine. Lame, I know... but I tried :)
ReplyDeleteThe next two fruit jokes I had to look up-
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate. What happens to a grape when you sit on it? It gives a little wine.
Dannie- I guess I'm feeling dispirited and the more woebegone I am, the more dramatic I become!!!
ReplyDeleteRox- Love the joke, is that a Rox original??!!!! And the other two are also very cute- Thank YOU!!!!