Friday, December 16, 2011

Funny Christmas Quotes

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark." -Dick Gregory

"Santa Claus has the right idea-visit people once a year."-Victor Borge

"What I don't like about office parties, is looking for a job the next day." -Phyllis Diller

"Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" -

"Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...and it was worth it."

"Did you ever notice that life follows certain every year around this time I hear Christmas music." -Tom Sims

"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world and people keep sending it to each other." Johnny Carson

"Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish they're weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it." Charlie Brown

"This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket, so all the people I don't like can kiss my ass."

"Last year I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person ever for Christmas....I woke up in a box."


  1. Love the quotes and made me smile:p

  2. :) good Thanks for all the comments! I always look forward to them!

  3. Hey, these Christmas quotes are sooo great! Thanks for compiling them up as I love them. Gave me inspiration for this Yuletide season. Thanks!

    1. Thank you Barbara! I'm so glad you enjoyed them and thank you for the feedback! I do not typically take so long to respond.


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