"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy-Happy New Year everybody!"
"As we start the New Year, let's get down on our knees, to thank God we're on our feet."
"Here's to the bright New Year, and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we hold."
"May the New Year help to make us old."
"May the best of this year be the worst of next."
"The object of the new year, is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul."
"Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, with never a thought of sorrow; the old goes out but the glad young year comes merrily in tomorrow."
"He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool."
"Here's to a long life and a merry one
-a quick death and an easy one-
-a pretty girl and an honest one-
-a cold beer and another one."
"As you slide down the banisters of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way."